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Damned by Dawn (2009): Watch Out for That Tree

Damned by Dawn (Brett Anstey, 2009)

A possessed character snarls on the movie poster.

And now for the chorus!
photo credit: watchinghorrormoviesfrombehindthecouch.blogspot.com

Usually when I say “they weren’t even trying” in a review, I’m talking about the worst thing about the movie/book/whatever in question. And when you’ve gotten to that level, there’s usually not that much farther to descend. However, just as there’s always at least one faster gunslinger out there, there’s always one step below the worst thing you had ever thought you’d seen. When I say that Damned by Dawn‘s scriptwriter, director, and various assorted other connections weren’t even trying to disguise the movie’s status as a shameless rip-off of The Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn, I’m telling you the best thing about this movie. Yes, believe me (because unless you are a glutton for punishment you will never, ever want to watch this movie): it gets worse.

A character defends herself with a pipe in a still from the film.

“Duuuuuuude… you have GOT to hit this!”
photo credit: blu-ray.com

If you’ve seen Evil Dead 2, the plot here will be very familiar to you. The only difference is the method of demon-infection, which here comes from a banshee (Bridget Neval in her big-screen debut). Other than that, it’s pretty much identical—a bunch of young-and-beautifuls turn into demons and try to kill the final girl. You know, your usual weekend getaway.

A newly-possessed character howls in a still from the film.

“Finally! I can realize my dream of being in a black metal band!”
photo credit: fromblacktoredfilmreviews.blogspot.com

You sit there watching some movies, at least if you’re me, and you keep asking yourself how in the world they got made. Damned by Dawn is one of those movies. At least it doesn’t try to hide this; the DVD cover of the Australian version has the tagline “sick of waiting for Evil Dead 4? Check out…” Nice to see that someone had a sense of humor about it, at least. I, on the other hand, didn’t. Everything about this movie is awful. The acting, the direction, the soundtrack, the lighting, the cinematography. I’m sure the catering was sub-par. Maybe that’s the key. Had they got a caterer who knew that beef wellington wasn’t make from emu… *


Trailer.

About Robert "Goat" Beveridge

Media critic (amateur, semi-pro, and for one brief shining moment in 2000 pro) since 1986. Guy behind noise/powerelectronics band XTerminal (after many small stints in jazz, rock, and metal bands). Known for being tactless but honest.

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