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The Bat People (1974): Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh…

The Bat People (Jerry Jameson, 1974)

A bat person holds a lovely blonde on the movie poster.

Count Smackula.
photo credit: vampyres-online.com

In the days before direct-to-video, you’d be surprised at the things that found their way to movie screens. If you were born after about 1984, when the VHS player explosion happened and DTV started becoming standard for low- and no-budget movies, it’s possible you may not have any concept of this sort of thing. Hell, I was there and I find myself still surprised on a regular basis by some of what found its way onto the big screen between the formation of the MPAA and the proliferation of the VHS player. There are few examples of this that will provide you as much evidence for the lack of judgment of film distribution companies as The Bat People, Jerry Jameson’s 1974 cheesefest about werebats. That’s right, werebats.

A werebat struck by a shaft of sunlight in a still from the film.

I spy with my little eye…
photo credit: mmmmmovies.blogspot.com

Dr. John Beck (Raise the Titanic‘s Stewart Moss) and his wife Cathy (Hello, Dolly!‘s Marianne McAndrew) are on vacation in the American southwest. Everything is going along swimmingly until, while caving, John is bitten by a bat. Much to his wife’s chagrin, he starts experiencing bat-like qualities. Can she and a local doctor (Blood: The Last Vampire‘s Paul Carr) find a way to reverse the process before it’s too late?

A character faces his reckoning in a still from the film.

“Oh my god, it’s…it’s…the death of my career!”
photo credit: Youtube

Everything you would expect from the lowest no-budget fifties Z-movie crapfest is here. Problem is, the movie was made in 1974. This is not to say the Z-grade creature feature had entirely died out by the early seventies, but the genre had at least gotten a little cachet when George Romero proved you could take a minuscule budget and non-actors and come up with a movie like Night of the Living Dead. Problem is, not everyone was George Romero. Sometimes even George Romero wasn’t George Romero. (Between Night of the Living Dead and 1974, Romero would release his two greatest commercial failures, 1971’s There’s Always Vanilla and 1972’s Jack’s Wife.) Jerry Jameson? He wasn’t even in the same zip code. As of this writing, Jameson has not attempted to direct another horror film. This was, I believe, a very good decision. * ½


A clip from the film.

About Robert "Goat" Beveridge

Media critic (amateur, semi-pro, and for one brief shining moment in 2000 pro) since 1986. Guy behind noise/powerelectronics band XTerminal (after many small stints in jazz, rock, and metal bands). Known for being tactless but honest.

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