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Nomads (1986): Just Passing Through

Nomads (John McTiernan, 1986)

[originally posted 12Dec2001]

Pierce Brosnan runs from a cheesy special effect on the movie poster.

This is the guy they made into James Bond…
photo credit: Wikipedia

Having read Chelsea Quinn Yarbro’s adaptation of this script a few months back, I was pleasantly surprised to see it crop up on a movie channel, and I sat down to give it a go. I concluded that Yarbro’s above-average novel was written from the original script, not the finished product, and that some ham-handed editor had a field day with this thing between McTiernan and the big screen. I spent a few minutes being amazed that such a shabby cut-job made it to release, but then I remembered that McTiernan’s second feature, Die Hard, lost almost an hour of the director’s cut on initial release, too. Someone up there just doesn’t like John McTiernan, even though his films have grossed something close to a billion dollars, all told.

Pierce Brosnan poses in the foreground while Lesley-Anne Down tries to stop him in a still from the film.

“Don’t say that! If I believe in myself…I WILL make the cover of the Sharper Image catalog!”
photo credit: zombievamp.blogspot.com

The story introduces us to Eileen Flax (Lesley-Anne Down), an ER doc who finds herself confronted with a violent nutzoid type who’s on his way off this mortal coil (Pierce Brosnan). Before he dies, said nutzoid bites Dr. Flax, and in some way this causes her to relive his final days. Turns out said nutzoid is Jean-Charles Pommier, world-famous sociologist and studier of nomads, and his profession has gotten him in some rather hot water. Can Flax get herself off Pommier’s track before she ends up facing the same fate he did?

A woman bleeds from her eyes and nose in a still from the film.

Man, these new eyedrops suck…
photo credit: horrornews.net

Read the novel before you see the movie. Whole subplots disappear. Flax’s best friend goes from being one of the novel’s major roles to being such a minor character in the film she’s not even credited. (Not even on IMDB—that’s MINOR.) If you’ve read the novel, you’ll at least be able to figure out what’s going on; otherwise, you’ll probably say “what just happened?” at least ten times while trying to piece together what’s left of this. Unwatchable, unless someone bothers to release a director’s cut. Since it’s McTiernan, that’s a distinct possibility, but it doesn’t exist as of this writing. * ½

 


Trailer.

About Robert "Goat" Beveridge

Media critic (amateur, semi-pro, and for one brief shining moment in 2000 pro) since 1986. Guy behind noise/powerelectronics band XTerminal (after many small stints in jazz, rock, and metal bands). Known for being tactless but honest.

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