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Race (2008): Dawdle

Race (Abbas Alibhai Burmawalla and Mastan Alibhai Burmawalla, 2008)

 

The principal cast against a wide-open-space backdrop adorns the movie's poster.

I mean, look at them, they’re not even wearing sweatsuits.
photo credit: moviezcircle.wordpress.com

I won’t say Race is the worst movie I watched this week—that dishonor goes to the painful Black Forest—but if the brothers Burmawalla were trying to come up with a bad American made-for-TV thriller, they couldn’t have done a better job than this. Every time I watch one of those epic-length Bollywood films (and this one, clocking in just under 2:45, is actually pretty short for a big-budget Bollywood musical thriller), I find myself wondering how they’re going to stretch the usually-thin story out to such a length. In this case, they didn’t even try; every once in a while they just changed the story surrounding the core thriller, and any attempts to stick the surrounding pieces together were absent.

Dancing the day away in a still from the film.

Are there big musical numbers? BUT OF COURSE.
photo credit: in.com

Plot: Ranvir (Kal Ho Naa Ho‘s Saif Ali Khan) and Rajiv (Taal‘s Akshaye Khanna) are stepbrothers who run one of the world’s most powerful Thoroughbred breeding operations. (It’s not coincidence, methinks, that Khan bears a passing resemblance to Sheikh Mohammed bin Khalifa al-Makhtoum and Khanna to his brother Hamdan; the Makhtoum family actually do.) Ranvir is dating a high fashion model, Sonia (Jism‘s Bipasha Basou), but when Rajiv meets her, it’s love at first sight. Not that Ranvir’s complaining, his secretary Sophia (Ek Tha Tiger‘s Katrina Kaif) is a knockout herself. The two brothers are as close as can be on the surface, but it turns out there’s all sorts of familial baggage there; in the opening scene of the film, there is an attempt on Ranvir’s life, and we find out pretty early on that Rajiv was behind it. His second attempt, after Rajiv and Sonia have been married a few years, is more successful, and it turns out that Rajiv, who had a $20 million insurance policy on his brother, had forgotten about the fact that their father had a $100 million policy on each. Score! Enter, however, Inspector Robert D’Costa (Slumdog Millionaire‘s Anil Kapoor) and his assistant Mini (Darna Mana Hai‘s Sameera Reddy), who finds the whole thing suspicious.

Akshaye Khanna having a crisis of faith in a still from the film.

“I’ve tried Nair. Do you think perhaps…the Epilady?”
photo credit: x264-bb.com

Pretty much every twist in this movie you’ll see coming from a mile off (there was one that took me by surprise), and the scenery around them is so generic as to be utterly replaceable, with car chases galore, romance subplots that stumble over their own feet on a regular basis, improbable deaths and even more improbable returns, and of course a Poirot moment (where, in flashback, we see all the bits of the narrative we were missing that made it a mystery). The whole is patently ridiculous. The few places it does work are when the movie falls back on generic Bollywood trappings, for example the inevitable comedy that surfaces every once in a while; that works, in the often-uncomfortable Bollywood style. And, well, a car chase is a car chase, so if you’re a fan of car chases, you’ll be amused enough when it’s happening. But those minor things probably won’t be enough to leave you with a good feeling when the movie’s over; they certainly weren’t enough for me. **

 


Trailer.

About Robert "Goat" Beveridge

Media critic (amateur, semi-pro, and for one brief shining moment in 2000 pro) since 1986. Guy behind noise/powerelectronics band XTerminal (after many small stints in jazz, rock, and metal bands). Known for being tactless but honest.

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