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American Pie (1999): A New Low in Low

American Pie (Paul Weitz, 1999)

[originally posted 19Jun2000]

photo credit: happyotter666.blogspot.com

The crappy movie that launched an entire franchise of crappy movies.

Every bad thing I dreaded about this brainless, boring, unwatchable movie given the trailers I saw for it was absolutely right. The acting was atrocious, the script was one-dimensional and stupid, the jokes (what few there were) were completely unfunny, and the whole thing stank as bad as the outdoor toilet at a national park. I can’t believe I sat through the whole thing. Zero stars. Go rent Porky’s instead; at least there were a few laughs to be found there. (zero)

 


Trailer.

About Robert "Goat" Beveridge

Media critic (amateur, semi-pro, and for one brief shining moment in 2000 pro) since 1986. Guy behind noise/powerelectronics band XTerminal (after many small stints in jazz, rock, and metal bands). Known for being tactless but honest.

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