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Riley’s Secret (2012): Riley’s Secret Is That She Can’t Write.

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Sean H. Robertson, No Panties Fridays, vol. 1: Riley’s Secret (313Wood, 2012)

I had to upsize a 62x90(!) graphic because everything bigger on the Internet has a :click to look inside!" graphic on it.

I had to upsize a 62×90(!) graphic because everything bigger on the Internet has a :click to look inside!” graphic on it.

How much did I hate this? I got the second part as a freebie with the first and I’m not planning on reading it. Here’s an example of the diction, one of the first sentences in the book, and remember, we’re supposed to believe this is an exact transcription of someone speaking: “I’ll tell you the truth, as I do with all of my friends and clients, whenever they ask me any question.” At least Robertson didn’t start off with “I will”), but if a lawyer talked that way to me, I’d assume I was getting fleeced. And if you paid the asking price for this instead of getting it when it was a free promo, well, you did. ½

About Robert "Goat" Beveridge

Media critic (amateur, semi-pro, and for one brief shining moment in 2000 pro) since 1986. Guy behind noise/powerelectronics band XTerminal (after many small stints in jazz, rock, and metal bands). Known for being tactless but honest.

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