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In a New York Minute (2012): Poughkeepsie Will Never Be the Same

photo credit: Oregon State University

Greg P. Davies, In a New York Minute (No press listed, 2012)

Points off: no press given.

 

photo credit: Amazon

Man, I don’t even have a witty caption. It’s just that bad.

Ridiculous, badly-written, wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am attempt at “erotica”, or so the subtitle would have us believe, that can barely manage to deliver porn, much less an atmosphere that could conceivably be called erotica. While the excerpt in the product description should give you all the evidence of same you need (and I can’t reprint it here), the first sentence will do just as well: “New York city [sic], some call it the city of dreams but I disagree.” Missing a bit of punctuation there, aren’t we? “With every step I took the music got louder, with every step I took the floor got stickier.” Oh, my. ½

About Robert "Goat" Beveridge

Media critic (amateur, semi-pro, and for one brief shining moment in 2000 pro) since 1986. Guy behind noise/powerelectronics band XTerminal (after many small stints in jazz, rock, and metal bands). Known for being tactless but honest.

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